~Rissa stew c:

Jul 26
Jul 26

deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

Jul 26
samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

Jul 26
vegan-yums:

Strawberry avocado toast with dark chocolate drizzle / Recipe

vegan-yums:

Strawberry avocado toast with dark chocolate drizzle / Recipe

Jul 26
do-not-touch-my-food:

Eggnog French Toast
Jul 26
f0o0od:

chicken shawarma with lime avocado mayo
Jul 20
confession-of-a-foodholic:

(via confession-of-a-foodholic)
Jul 20
f0o0od:

snickerdoodles
Jul 20
heirloom-harvest:

psychedelicatessenn:

Omg (‘: so cute

I was about to type that! ^ haha it’s adorable, and relative. 

heirloom-harvest:

psychedelicatessenn:

Omg (‘: so cute

I was about to type that! ^ haha it’s adorable, and relative. 

Jul 20

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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